Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
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Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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Top comments
w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
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Comments (82)
w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
ThorPowaa 19
Your profile relates to this FML. Haha
emilycb93 12
Did your friends reply? Haha
uoeno_fml 20
This drunkenness is ******* hilarious
Kimmismith 11
Atleast he knows he doesn't go for guys when he's drunk, right?
then000bster 16
The amount of OP epicness while drunk is legendary. I should go study under him as a drunk apprentice.
rebellionwars 11
This made sense until you made up a word; drunkeness?
Snide_Sniper 3
55-I hate to break it to you but drunkenness is a word. In short, it is the state of being drunk. If you're going to correct someone, a quick google search to verify your infornation never hurts. Especially as you're already online.
Sweetpea22 14
It is a word, dumbass.
greenmen 12
Have done worst than that. As long as you had fun it's great.
jesustitts 20
#56 while I agree with you, you should have fixed your post, too. You wrote infornation rather than information.
CoGhostRider 31
But he did send a guy nudes so...
DocMcVickers 13
If only we all could one day be that drunk too.
pam241 15
That's ****** up.
Whytetrash 21
I think you mean hilarious
Dawnstempest 17
@10 That's ******* hilarious?
euphoricness 28
No, 11. It's hilariously ******.
RedPillSucks 31
OP was hilariously ****** up
carry_on 19
Set it as the background picture on your phone as a reminder to yourself to never be that stupid again the next time you get drunk.
deOrca 8
He'd probably just see it and tell his phone to **** off because he's not gay.
hockeygoalie13 15
At least you didn't need someone else to remind you of what happened the night before!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
ColbyGB 13
Got drunk, Got some nudes...sounds like a good night to me!
kdm_km1 19
Gaybo!
thehumanlyhuman 7
I have to say, most FMLs beginning with a sentence about having a "raging hangover" or being excessively drunk usually end with a "raging YDI."
happyfingers 15
I don't know if I could be friends with someone after they drunkenly sent me nudes >.>
mFUNdo21 17
those nudes might keep your fingers happy...
LittleBastard 20