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Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Use an oven?

#3 - On 10/05/2013 at 10:43am by Welshite

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Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things.

But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

#1 - On 10/05/2013 at 10:42am by ManInTheMachine

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