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Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43157) - you deserved it (3185)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Inform her you now have a restraining order.

#1 - On 10/04/2013 at 8:34pm by bessiemay01

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She threatened you twice already and you didn't even think about contacting the police????

#8 - On 10/04/2013 at 8:38pm by LadyLelan

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