f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Baby Got Back
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
justinherass
Canada
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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Comments (92)
shy_and_bubbly 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wtf I would of slapped him if I was you.
Pleonasm 35
Nice grammar.
shy_and_bubbly 6
I don't type well when I haven't slept
Rainhawk94 27
violence will change his way of thinking! ...not
kwyk 23
If she hits him hard enough it will.
KushCrushin89 10
Ah, the old "sleep deprivation" tactic. Poorly played.
lifeisfabulous 10
Viloence is not the answer.
\ 28
I prefer people type "woulda" instead of "would of." That's what I do
154rct 7
80, is spelled "violence"
feelingold 18
though to be fair on 80, I guess viloence is not the answer either
jojimugo 20
#100 You say "it's spelled" not "is spelled"
BossPathfinderGM 14
99, Try again. Both fail. It should be "would have".
imawesomeokay 15
These comments would give a Grammar Nazi cancer...
Teyros 24
They do radiate something fierce..
SJParker 13
Man bb u s wel de most best at dis fml. Prech on brudda. I wuda sed de same ting givn de opprnitity.
sjbartholome 14
@99, I prefer people type "would have" instead of anything else.
Robbieisadowg 16
This is the biggest grammar nazi comment thread I have ever seen.
asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Annie_Real 9
as if there was a good boyfriend hiding in the closet
Shrouds 14
how may I help u #72?
Lightcrusade 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Fat girls need love to, they just gotta pay.
Not_Impressed13 9
Thanks, Quagmire..
ItsAUnicorn 27
Giggity Giggity.
Cazz91 21
Damn. I guess according to your statement, I was some how an exception to that logic.
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
ItsAUnicorn 27
More like 'small head douche head'
sadistmonkey 19
Unless both heads are bad...
chosha_fml 26
Or 'bad head' (pointing to his brain) and 'never getting any head' (pointing to his dick).
Chumbowamba 10
i like the original comeback here XD your awesome haha Id never say that to my girl though XD i hope i wear a bulletproof vest if i do lol
Loboman 6
Then he will point at your head and say, "bad head" then point at your mouth and say, "GREAT head!"
T552 12
Does he realise that if you try and get rid of the "bad fat", the "good fat" is usually the thing that goes first? Bet he'll regret it then.
nattynatters 14
Poke him in the dick and say, "Useless fat." ******* rude.
Pleonasm 35
It's mostly spongy tissue.
nattynatters 14
Then say, "Useless spongy tissue"?
jw90 18
"Useless muscle"
graceinsheepwear 33
Darn it Pleo, now you've made it sound like a Hostess Twinkie. Creme-filled deliciousness. Hmm, wait a minute...
KushCrushin89 10
If they're sharing a bed, I doubt she finds it useless. Just my take on it though.
CocaColaPepsi 13
am I the only one that misses pleonasms old profile pic?
Beepbeep7 14
Your boyfriend sounds like a douche.
leonchen7498 12
he was probably just making a bad joke, so calling him a douche seems uncalled for
Beepbeep7 14
Uncalled for? Joke or not his comment was uncalled for.As is yours.
WhiteCrimson 23
I like breasts. I think a lot of men do. They are not all made of fat. OP your boyfriend really needs a life lesson.
CharresBarkrey 15
I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but breasts ARE fat. Is your whole life a lie now?
Chloe555_fml 27
There are still fat cells present in the fake ones.
WhiteCrimson 23
I hate to burst your bubble while you inflate mine, the breast consists of not ONLY FAT. There's alot more to it than just skin and fat. 1.The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk,2. for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC),3. The milk ducts (lactiferous ducts) are immediately surrounded with dense connective tissue that functions as a support framework. I could go on to the anatomy but I think this will keep your tit head busy for a while. Oh and I have inboxed this to you so you can see it and prepare an appropriate response.
Aspireworks 12
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole"
iAlissa 34
53, did you enjoy googling that so your response looked valid?
WhiteCrimson 23
Yea pretty much. Thanks for the compliment
WhiteCrimson 23
If you look me up in the dictionary, you'll suddenly find out what a twat is.
feelingold 18
the problem for you 53 is that all the stuff you wikipediad doesn't take up much...space. Small or big, all breasts have that structure. Unless a woman is pregnant/breastfeeding, all that extra volume is, I'm afraid, just fat. Don't be upset about it.
little_one 20
I have a fairly large chest and it's not mostly fat. You can feel the ducts and not fat when you actually press against it like during a home breast cancer exam. They are more than just a bag of sand
emmybabe987 10
white crimson just stfu.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Point at his dick and say 'no fat'
ilytyvm 25
hahaha. that made me laugh. she could say, "long and thin will get you in, but short and fat is where it's at." then pause and say, "I'm not sure where your short and thin goes... but I know it's not in me." Then make a smooth exit.
Rainhawk94 27
listen to the man. you might learn something
Jivesliven 24
Indeed, I've learned how to be an inconsiderate dick and how to hurt a girl's self-esteem.
Zebediabolical 43
You've also learned how to pick up chicks for one-night stands.
joopjoop 19
says fatty snorlax...