blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sprayed
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Noname
Japan
Earthquake sneezer
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Top comments
rushgirl25 6
I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(
stariee1997 16
At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?
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Comments (74)
rushgirl25 6
I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(
eyepuppy 31
I did too, lol. I keep picturing this in my head.
iammeorami 25
Them hearing the bang in your head when you imagine op hitting the ground
EpicSquishii 21
5- Wut?
Sweet_Meli 11
Awww, well that's one way to wake up. Good morning :)
iammeorami 25
I didn't really mane any sense there. I ment that I imagined hearing op hitting the floor.
GTAmax99 12
This is nothing to sneeze at!
ChevyRedneck85 13
45- that didn't make any sense either
Ch_rae5 19
im getting a mental picture in my head of this happening
starile 19
WHERE ARE THE FML VIDEO GUYS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??
skyttlz 32
It would suck but be a little bit funny if OP were on a top bunk.
emilycb93 12
Well, now you're wide awake and ready to start the day!
jay2bird776 6
Well.. Good morning!
Enslaved 36
Vietnam
stariee1997 16
At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?
Pleonasm 35
1/8th of an ******? Who sold you that bullshit?
wisericky 12
What can I get if I only have 10 dollars?
falon142012 22
Probably 1/16th of an ******, or half a bullshit.
gc327072 30
What is the price in Internets?
mcm_3 16
I'd take the bull that way I could just feed it, wait a few hours and have both
Nordrag 26
nope. cant cheat the system. its a shitless bull.
wisericky 12
Well... Shit.
Jezzikah 11
I thought it was 3 consecutive sneezes that was "supposed to be" an 1/8th of an ******?
starile 19
Geeze, have none of you guys passed ****** Math in school?? No wonder you're all sneezing on your sexually frustrated partners and wondering why you aren't getting any! Let me print you out a syllabus; my sexually satisfied ass teaches this course! $20 and a bullshit gets you into the class.
JustinKirby 20
The first thing that pops in my head is the sneezing panda video, but at least you will have a longer day now?
Tall_Enough 10
you must have a really small bed
Wizardo 33
Sneezed so hard the bass dropped... and so did you.
Melix 31
Mornin' Sunshine! :D
DividableByZero 11
OP has a built in alarm clock. I don't see how this is an FML
AussieChick101 13
I would just get up and hop back into bed. Problem solved :p