Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
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Welshite 39
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that she probably wanted to show everyone where she went. That doesn't mean that she didn't attempt to spend time with you. You sound terribly ungrateful.
Medd_fml 13
It sounds like you're just exaggerating to find a reason to not get along with your mom. No one plans a vacation for two for the sake of a picture.
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Welshite 39
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say that she probably wanted to show everyone where she went. That doesn't mean that she didn't attempt to spend time with you. You sound terribly ungrateful.
crazyazzkile 5
I'm also curious about what the "repair our relationship" actually entails. I'd be pretty stoked if one of my parents took me on a vacation. Definitely ungrateful.
clarakipper 6
She's an alcoholic. This means a lot to me
Laikue 6
Maybe next time, you should plan the vacation, and then she'll get the perfect opportunity to change her twitter pic!!!.... wait....
mpj13 8
She sounds like a Cancunt.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I've had the same profile for picture 5 years,, how many people can say that?
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I've had the same profile picture for 20 years. That's because I am a walking profile picture, seeing as I don't have Facebook or any of that garbage.
queerdragon 20
While there are bad things about social networks, I have to say that knowing how to use one and other social media has gotten me hired more places than not. It is the stupid people who write every little thing they do, share all their disgusting facts, and make it dramatic that have ruined it for most people. I like being able to talk to people I have not seen in years, who live on the other side of the world. Much cheaper that calling (because poor and cannot afford the bill.)
LissaMccracken 23
Who cares? Not to be rude, but I don't know why people comment this stuff.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I hope she at least captioned it with something positive about you.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Because I can see a Caribbean backdrop with the four beautiful words, "me and the douche."
JoshTheTacoMan 19
*The douche and i
RoseBlack123 37
Well as long as she spent lots of time with you, why does it matter?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Chang your picture too?
perdix 29
Coach her to make a duck face and show plenty of cleavage. I don't know what that will do for your relationship, but it will sure give me a boner;)
Not_Impressed13 9
It would be better without the duckface. ;)
perdix 29
#19, de gustibus non disputandum est, which is Latin for, "don't hassle a guy with a duckface fetish." :D
sammieshortcake 15
You're disgusting, whether or not you said it to be funny or sarcastic.
jasmine2301 25
#39, you must not know perdix (;
boredinjp 15
From the tone of this FML I take it the "repair" didn't work out.
Medd_fml 13
It sounds like you're just exaggerating to find a reason to not get along with your mom. No one plans a vacation for two for the sake of a picture.