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Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38347) - you deserved it (2625)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...

#2 - On 09/24/2013 at 4:16pm by raininginseattle

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Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.

#4 - On 09/24/2013 at 4:16pm by DKjazz

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