Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
"Oh, I thought you were reminding yourself of of the time when you were still smarter than me"
Javier6597 19
Wow I cant imagine a father say that to his child. Maybe he was joking?
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Javier6597 19
Wow I cant imagine a father say that to his child. Maybe he was joking?
NoNamesFree 8
His dad probably has a great sense of humor.. Me and my dad do stuff like this all the time for the fun of it!
mFUNdo21 17
I can imagine it. my mom has said far worse
Rainhawk94 27
why so serious
romanrox909 7
your dad sucks. He should like you 100% of the time. :s
allie2590 31
First comment is a lose/lose situation. You comment "first!!" and come in second and you look like a tard. You comment "first!!" and are actually first and you still look like a tard.
nix1993 41
... Edit the comment all you like, still a dick.
Bano360 25
You've got a funny dad.
silvercamaro 22
They really set them self up for that one
allie2590 31
Tell him that's the same reason why you don't have any pictures of him.
nix1993 41
"Oh, I thought you were reminding yourself of of the time when you were still smarter than me"
caohm 18
favorite comment today *nods sagely*
sunshine41196 12
burn!
BradTheBrony 19
Apply cold water to the burned area
caohm 18
you do not live for his approval you live to find your own path and be yourself.
PenguinBitch 43
Wait for it......"But now that I LOVE you, I have a shrine to adore you my child."
chaosincarnate 8
As my parents say: "We have to love you, but there's nothing that says we have to like you." And plus, creepy much? OP: sucks to be you. Try to be more likeable then.
perdix 29
I hope you are a snotty teenager -- you can get over that phase. If you are an adult you are either screwed or you need intense therapy to become likable again.
ineedalogin 19
I don't think the problem is op not being "likable", it's op's douche bag father
perdix 29
Neither of us know who the douchebag in the story is. It could be both the OP and the dad!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
you'll always be daddy little girl
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Or daddy's little boy.. Well god damn, that just sounds a bit weird doesn't it?
RedPillSucks 31
why?
bach2121 13
Can't beat honesty