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Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Some people can't handle being wrong. It's sad he's taking it out on his own child.

#5 - On 09/22/2013 at 1:11pm by annie_nk

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should've pretended to need the bathroom and run for it. how did this end? and how often do you lie to your father to merit a yelling match?

#2 - On 09/22/2013 at 1:08pm by ireply_wlyrics

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