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Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

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Well, feel proud with the knowledge that God tried and failed.

#1 - On 09/08/2013 at 9:28am by Baustigt

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If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

#4 - On 09/08/2013 at 9:31am by BVBarmy_girl

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