vrossie_
United States
Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
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jw90 18
Hey you lived through it. That's something to be proud of OP.
Rosstapher 12
What was the second?
artiststatement 21
Except for that guy that has been struck by lightning repeatedly.
MrSassypants 33
Well, to be fair, he technically didn't miss.
vrossie_ 15
There wasn't a second I don't believe. :P
bloodierframe30 16
I was born like that too :$
BVBarmy_girl 22
If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Shots fired! Shots fired!
CrissyyyS2 22
Apply ice to the burn.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Call 911 if needed.
iamtheinsomniac 11
Your move, sister.
vrossie_ 15
OP here, Lol. I would have said that back if I thought of it!
TheWorldGreatest 8
Wow your sister is sooooo smart where did she get her degree in god from?
Kateyez_26 13
Shut up meg!
KawaiiCupcake 14
You know it was a joke right?
Jjimen1654 9
Same to you 58. :)
inthedopeshow 17
The toilet store?!
TheWumbologist 14
You must be invincible, not even God himself can kill you!
ApollosMyth 22
But there is still Chuck Norris.
WinterBlue42 22
Perhaps the OP is secretly Chuck Norris. . Naw, if the OP was Chuck Norris this wouldn't be an FML. ;p
nikhilmanuel 10
Wow......that's not very kind at all. Don't worry about it OP. You were meant to live for a reason!
bipitydooiseeyou 6
Why would people thumbs down this comment?
mangobbler 11
Just tell your sister. "I am a survivor. What do you have to be proud of yourself?"
hannaaaahr 33
I thought this was going to finish in a Destinys Child song, needless to say, I was a bit disappointed that it didn't.
Little4Bear 10
Me too 32, me too...
Julianne_sings 10
There's been more than one attempt?
midnight165 5
Lol that part caught my eye too.. Suspense is building
Pancakes017 19
The same thing happened to me. Fortunately I don't have a sister to put a damper on things.
HortonThelephant 15
Your name doesn't happen to be Perseus, now would it?