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Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51513) - you deserved it (18758)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Your dad sounds awesome.

#3 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:04pm by broderickc

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I was about to ask, "Olpally has a kid?" but then I realized that'd involve Olpally actually getting laid, hahahaha! :D

#2 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:04pm by Shrike

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