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Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36036) - you deserved it (2098)

On 09/06/2013 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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that's just nasty

#1 - On 09/06/2013 at 10:05am by rikai

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Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D

But seriously, that's disgusting.

#5 - On 09/06/2013 at 10:07am by iiTzNeeNerz

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