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Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH "
You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016