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Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Just tell her "that's cute now GO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH "

#4 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:32pm by jwrin373

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You should tell her to stop yelling as it is annoying you and to stop arguing with your god damn opinon.

#2 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:30pm by CanadiAnM8

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