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Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45246) - you deserved it (2401)

On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart

#2 - On 09/02/2013 at 2:54am by ClaireWinchester

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"I will find you. And I will kill you."

#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 2:54am by slooby

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