Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (2408)
On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being…
NoPeeGiven also deserved itToday, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample;…
If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart
#2 - On 09/02/2013 at 2:54am by ClaireWinchester
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"I will find you. And I will kill you."
#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 2:54am by slooby
+288 | 24
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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