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Today, tired of everyone forgetting my birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend my 40th at a five star resort just to try and make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49903) - you deserved it (4075)

On 08/31/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by nevercatchabreak - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well cake is cake! Sorry op I know how you feel you need to go and find some new friends who really care!

#1 - On 08/31/2013 at 1:05pm by cdgrayson

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At least you got a cake. Happy birthday OP

#2 - On 08/31/2013 at 1:05pm by SirTalkaton

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