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Man or woman?

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44715) - you deserved it (2800)

On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

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I really really want to know your gender now.

#1 - On 08/31/2013 at 10:41am by Welshite

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I believe a no soliciting sign is in order

#4 - On 08/31/2013 at 10:42am by Cbizzlez

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