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It shouldn't be too difficult to find the 6'9" thief. You giants stick out like sore thumbs.
Just look for the guy wheezing from breathing the thin air up there and other assorted tall people jokes because you're taller than I and I'm totally NOT bitter.
Tell the cops to be on the lookout for a guy riding a bike with a phone book on each pedal.
Shouldn't be too hard to catch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014