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Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML

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On 08/29/2013 at 9:40am - misc - by tallguy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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It shouldn't be too difficult to find the 6'9" thief. You giants stick out like sore thumbs.

Just look for the guy wheezing from breathing the thin air up there and other assorted tall people jokes because you're taller than I and I'm totally NOT bitter.

#1 - On 08/29/2013 at 12:39pm by DocBastard

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Tell the cops to be on the lookout for a guy riding a bike with a phone book on each pedal.

Shouldn't be too hard to catch.

#14 - On 08/29/2013 at 12:49pm by perdix

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