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Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 12:48am - misc - by Grandmas lost it - United States (New York)

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I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P

#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 9:54am by Dracoboxer357

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This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one shits where I clean my clothes.

No one.

#7 - On 08/28/2013 at 9:59am by DocBastard

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