Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
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Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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DocBastard 38
This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.
Dracoboxer357 35
I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P
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Dracoboxer357 35
I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P
pil_84 9
Or in the washing machine.
caohm 18
if shes that old anyway it's probably for the best if you try and ignore it because they just don't give any ***** at that age.
Blaphlafagus 19
Or in the bathtub
corporatescoundr 25
I agree wholeheartedly #1. Especially considering the way the FML started had me feeling like granny was just dropping a deuce in the middle of the laundry room.
Zestus 19
as our great wise leader shrek once said, "better out than in!" additionally, i hardly think you'd prefer the mess on the floor.
Mobyman30 9
"You're grandma is so old... She farts out dust!" Anyone? No?! Ok
Mobyman30 9
Your*
xx000o 27
You're still an idiot.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
No, 43, we have to use language he can comprehend. "YOUR still an idiot." See?
Mobyman30 9
I admit defeat... But I did correct My grammar right after I posted my down-voted comment. See?
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
Grammar Police,We have you surrounded.
xx000o 27
Ok, YOUR still an id10t.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
It's true, you know.
olpally 32
Your username pretty much sums it up. Time to put her in the retirement home.
fakedsincerity 32
I don't see how she's "lost it" because she had to quickly use the loo.
olpally 32
Carry on... Nothing to see here... :/
emmybabe987 10
insensitive prick.
sematariux 7
Grandma isn't as cute as we originally thought
jessBeAqueen 13
if anything it just made her cuter. I love old folks who have seen it all and are carefree
Conn3ct 9
All these old people on FML gets worse an worse.
ApollosMyth 22
This seems a lot better then the other old people FML's though...?
astralvagan 20
Or it could be that this generation of older people just don't give a **** what we think about them
DocBastard 38
This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.
pokerpoker_fml 15
Challenge accepted.
ohdannyboyy 8
Shes being nice if you think about it. She farted in the toilet so the dust wont get everywhere!
_Rebejo 9
I laughed a little to hard at this :)
Powerfull_fml 8
She came to the bathroom (as opposed to the kitchen for example), so she hasn't lost it yet. People can't control their body functions properly at this age, so don't be too hard on her. If she was YOUR grandmother, would you have the same reaction?
monnanon 13
i thought she did go to the kitchen at first. in the uk washing machines are usually in the kitchen so this fml thoroughly confused me at first.
NandaPanda 22
At first I read "dishwasher" instead of "washing machine" so I thought she HAD gone in the kitchen, and I was sitting here like "why would you ever have a toilet in your kitchen?!" it took me a couple of times reading it through before I understood, lolz XD
emmybabe987 10
washing machines in the kitchen? how odd. .-. learned something new today:)
fakedsincerity 32
me too, #35. putting it in the bathroom seems so weird.
miaoucore 13
maybe its close by but not in it?
monnanon 13
everyone here has it in the kitchen unless they have a utility room. i also learned from reading Girl with the Dragon Tattoo thats its perfectly normal in Sweden to have your washing machine in your bathroom so why not the USA too.
kibblew 7
smell