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Man or woman?

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40297) - you deserved it (2769)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Should that count as a date?

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 10:03am by summerguy97

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Stage 5 clinger

#2 - On 08/20/2013 at 10:03am by shibeep

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