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Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

#3 - On 08/19/2013 at 10:05am by ohhhsnapple

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You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.

#6 - On 08/19/2013 at 10:10am by TrueTriage

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