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Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37049) - you deserved it (3841)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by FMLdude - Australia (New South Wales)

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That's not right.

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 2:59am by ShadowFlame275

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It's sad how far people will go for money.

#6 - On 08/19/2013 at 3:03am by ty7in_topic

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