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Man or woman?

Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38439) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/13/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by martyn28 (man) - United Kingdom

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Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!

#3 - On 08/13/2013 at 1:07pm by jkmartinjk

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You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.

#6 - On 08/13/2013 at 1:07pm by Welshite

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