Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
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Comments (157)
HanBroman 20
:D
omgcyndaquil 23
Didn't you offer to help?!
dweeds508 24
I'm pretty sure no kid would ever want to help their parents do that.
PterodactylMan 23
Oh my why would you want to help?
subwaysurfers 13
You say it like it's helping with the dishes or something. Ew.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Eww what the hell? Who would want to offer their parents help with that.
AGB10 19
Haha. Good one..pity others don't see the humour/sarcasm
adamo_erebus 26
I love OP's username
Welshite 39
#42: That post had absolutely no trace of sarcasm in it. Sarcasm is not an umbrella term nor is it an excuse for a terrible comment.
ManInTheMachine 19
Now now, Welshite. It was obviously their sister that wrote the comment, and then autocorrect ****** it up, and irony, and a bunch of other bullshit. There's no way #1 just made a bad comment. That's impossible.
Ian7890 23
It was obviously sarcasm. If you aren't aware of that being sarcastic, I feel sorry for you.
fancyturdhat 11
If you cant see the sarcasm there... hell, I dont know... You have struck me insultless with your stupidity.
TheCanucklehead 22
OP helped by mopping her own puke off the floor
Pevira 15
Who would ever want to help their parents do that? Shudder...
rammy125 4
Couldn't have said it better myself.. Pearents get old, they need all the help they can get especially when it's physical activity. If nothing else maybe record it so they can watched it later
cho_bee 9
Not a normal one, that is. wait wait.... LMAO!!!!!!
ThedaRose 15
Oh no! Guess that'll learn ya. You won't be early. anymore!!
subwaysurfers 13
You mean...teach?
Sinistra_Blue 12
I think there would be about 25% fewer FML's if people just stayed at work until they are supposed to leave.
\ 28
In the South I've especially noticed people say "learn" in place of "teach"
Welshite 39
#51: Take it from someone who has lived in the South: they don't talk like that at all.
Axipiter 24
On TV they do, so it must be true!
green2go 14
I live in Texas and we do not talk like that
adam3650 12
well, I live in England and I quite frequently use 'learn ya'. Ya know, for comic effect.
TxCountryBeauty 10
I'm from Texas as well... I do not use learn in place of teach but my Grammy does often. It is more southern slang in the U.S. but like everything else it depends on personal preferences.
ThedaRose 15
I don't live in the south either
TheDrifter 23
It's more old than southern. Folks with college degrees used to be called learned, now it's educated. The word teach was generally used for formal lessons, learn for informal and life experience.
\ 28
So many cactasses... I think i'm in the south now
green2go 14
You wouldn't make it in the south. also from everyone in the south please stay in California
webbface 25
(**We don't *speak like that.) I've lived in the south for a while and the majority of southerns do speak with an uneducated slang. I never truly believed it until I moved there from the west side of the US.
\ 28
I moved to Cali from NC and I still hate California.
A7XCamaro 19
That's going to make dinner awkward
subwaysurfers 13
That's going to make EVERYTHING awkward.
domking1315 20
"Soooo.... How hard was it to remove" *parents glare* "Just trying to make conversation"
Cow305 4
Her mom already ate...
untouchable763 10
Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.
Uramonkey 11
OP should have gone incognito.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Incognito works. Just stay away from private browsing.
raider27 7
... Have I been doing it wrong with private browsing on my Mac?
dav3800 7
You've been doing it wrong by buying a Mac. @92
AudreyDePew 8
Gee that's awkward.
TheRajMahHal 10
They must've had a mouthful of explaining to do!
Enslaved 36
Come on, dad finally found a great way to stop her from nagging. :P
TheRajMahHal 10
#86, she may not be nagging anymore, but now she's gagging!
HanBroman 20
:D
iJUSTINsane 12
I suppose it's better than OP walking in on their dad removing his balls from her mouth, but only just.
misspulkadot24 17
I read it that he was removing his ball bag from her mouth!
30361 10
It's probably worse #9 It means they were not just having sex, but bondage sex, and I don't know about you, but I would find that way more disturbing than walking in on my parents having normal sex...
Ukeee_X 19
I wouldn't say it was normal to insert ones scrotum into your lovers mouth. But I'm biased an enjoy bondage.
AngelSpit 18
Awkward is finding your mothers strap on in a ziplock Baggie whilst cleaning the house....
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
At least it's better than walking in on them doing it
IworkAt711 14
They were probably naked so it doesnt seem like it would be much better.