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Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (4239)

On 08/04/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by newbffswelcome (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

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You have hilarious friends man

#2 - On 08/04/2013 at 8:17pm by alexwow1

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Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

#3 - On 08/04/2013 at 8:18pm by Ashgeliton

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