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Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49746) - you deserved it (8432)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

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Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.

#2 - On 08/02/2013 at 6:31pm by JoeGrant

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that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.

#4 - On 08/02/2013 at 6:32pm by BillyJones

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