Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

by GeeThanks / 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb

    #1 - On 07/25/2013 at 3:11am by rahulcool7

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  • Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.

    #4 - On 07/25/2013 at 3:13am by cottoncandymango

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