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Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014