Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
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Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, the reality of how shattered my mental health is truly hit me when I spent ten minutes crying after a bot beat me at a card game. FML
Today, I've been so anxious that I downloaded a crossword app to try to focus. You get stars whenever you complete a puzzle, either 1, 2, or 3. I'm now up to 400 stars and placed first in a competition I didn't even know I was participating in. I'm still anxious. FML
Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML
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Uramonkey 11
Who needs friends when you have solitaire!
DudeEvil 22
Or both!
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Comments (43)
Uramonkey 11
Who needs friends when you have solitaire!
LeFrogDog 27
Anyone else thinking solitary confinement?
NakedandScared 8
Or someone who sucks at solitaire
rock4climber 9
my record time is 55 seconds
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
I love solitaire :D
Suzi_d16 27
Mine is 51s :D
Fmlano 16
Maybe you should uninstall Solitaire.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
And install Zoosk.
Uramonkey 11
Make sure to put in you are a professional solitaire player in your description. Chicks love that shit ;)
ImAFaker 29
Or put Zoosk next to solitaire so you can play less.
marcranger 28
Where do the **** and Bible apps fit into this lineup?
ihpp 22
great game. I play it all the time. also a great song.
lolasains 7
People still play solitaire?
worldclassrager 39
Sure as hell looks like it...step off...
Blixamarkham 9
Now do it with real cards!
Wizardo 33
Well they call it Solitaire for it being a two player game, try some online poker instead and make some poker buddies.
kozzard 17
I found your missing "don't". you're welcome
Wizardo 33
Yeah I was going to correct it but I reached the time limit and it wouldn't let me reply to my comment regularly, anyway thanks for finding it, bitch is always getting lost.
kenyrabit 25
Sounded sarcastic. I laughed.
BlueFlatts 20
If you think about it that's only about 2 games a day spread out over almost a year and a half. Not so bad if you ask me.
graceinsheepwear 33
Or 333 games a day over a long lonely weekend.
iAlissa 34
That's better than collecting cats.
MolesterStallone 13
Or collecting dandruff
graceinsheepwear 33
Or cat dander.
FindingYujin 26
Did you know solitaire was introduced to windows to teach people to drag and drop?
mackdeezy 22
And yet you could still get away with playing the whole game simply double clicking on everything :p.
FindingYujin 26
Haha, I actually was impatient with solitaire so I played spider solitaire with one suit because it was easier for me. Hoho
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I actually didn't know that.. You learn something new every day.
whoracle_fml 12
You have blown my mind. It all makes sense now
graffitied_love 20
Maybe you could find our start a card game club? That way you could socialize and make friends with similar interests