By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
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Uramonkey 11

Who needs friends when you have solitaire!

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Fmlano 16

Maybe you should uninstall Solitaire.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

And install Zoosk.

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Uramonkey 11

Make sure to put in you are a professional solitaire player in your description. Chicks love that shit ;)

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ImAFaker 29

Or put Zoosk next to solitaire so you can play less.

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marcranger 28

Where do the **** and Bible apps fit into this lineup?

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ihpp 22

great game. I play it all the time. also a great song.

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Wizardo 33

Well they call it Solitaire for it being a two player game, try some online poker instead and make some poker buddies.

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kozzard 17

I found your missing "don't". you're welcome

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Wizardo 33

Yeah I was going to correct it but I reached the time limit and it wouldn't let me reply to my comment regularly, anyway thanks for finding it, bitch is always getting lost.

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BlueFlatts 20

If you think about it that's only about 2 games a day spread out over almost a year and a half. Not so bad if you ask me.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Or 333 games a day over a long lonely weekend.

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MolesterStallone 13

Or collecting dandruff

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graceinsheepwear 33

Or cat dander.

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FindingYujin 26

Did you know solitaire was introduced to windows to teach people to drag and drop?

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mackdeezy 22

And yet you could still get away with playing the whole game simply double clicking on everything :p.

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FindingYujin 26

Haha, I actually was impatient with solitaire so I played spider solitaire with one suit because it was easier for me. Hoho

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I actually didn't know that.. You learn something new every day.

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whoracle_fml 12

You have blown my mind. It all makes sense now

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graffitied_love 20

Maybe you could find our start a card game club? That way you could socialize and make friends with similar interests

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