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Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44685) - you deserved it (2732)

On 07/18/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by dirtythief (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

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Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

#2 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:13pm by Confruzzled

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Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

#1 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:10pm by ireply_wlyrics

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