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Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML

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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Someone is off their meds. I hope he gets arthritis later in life. Karma ftw

#1 - On 07/16/2013 at 9:52am by cosicosei

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What a prick, he should've just apologised and be done with it. The amount of unreasonable and idiotic, rude people in this world pisses me off.

#5 - On 07/16/2013 at 9:54am by Wizardo

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