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Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

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Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 9:58am by FindingYujin

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God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

#4 - On 07/12/2013 at 10:03am by tacojauns

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