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Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." Then he walked away. FML


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On 07/09/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by help - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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I'm pretty sure ppl found this creepy in the old days too

#1 - On 07/10/2013 at 2:29am by rememberkids

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I miss the good ol' days when creepy ass people didn't violate my personal space.

#4 - On 07/10/2013 at 2:31am by xplicitkontent

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