Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2013 at 11:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.

    #1 - On 07/08/2013 at 12:53pm by QueenOrangeSoda

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  • OP enjoy your swim in an ocean of calamine lotion while you contemplate what caused that son of an itch to such rash behavior. All your thought can only scratch the surface of his mindless pustular eruption!!!!

    #5 - On 07/08/2013 at 12:56pm by buddy51

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