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Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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If he can't respect your family (and their religious beliefs) enough to be polite, he isn't worth your time.

#3 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:09pm by nyrangersfan9

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Hm, I can't tell who's worse. It's either your boyfriend or your parents. Also, if your boyfriend is an atheist, good luck having Christmas with your parents and him.

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:06pm by _DudeGuy_

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