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Today, while jogging, a guy tackled me and got my iPhone. Being a good runner, I caught up with him and grabbed him. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a policeman yelling in my ear. The guy got away. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when they're mistaken for you?

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:13am by kurodansei

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So I assume the police-man thought you were attacking/mugging the guy, in which case, that is really unfortunate.

#2 - On 07/05/2013 at 11:13am by ApollosMyth

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