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Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (2783)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

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I don't know why he found the need to tell you that.
My condolences OP :(

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 10:09am by naxeeb

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Atleast you know your mom really wanted to have you. Some people are complete accidents in both sides :p

#7 - On 06/30/2013 at 10:13am by abcdog123

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