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Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40582) - you deserved it (2736)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

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As far as pranks go, anything that fucks with a gift for someone else is taking it to far.

#3 - On 06/28/2013 at 8:05pm by Nordrag

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Create an...experiment...for your lab partner

#2 - On 06/28/2013 at 8:04pm by slooby

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