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Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (2689)

On 06/27/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by brigitte (woman) - France (Picardie)

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Witty response? None. That sucks ass and I know from experience how disappointing that is.

#2 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:18pm by TrinityisLife

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What a rubbish father. I wouldn't bother ever talking to him Again.

#3 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:19pm by chocolateisyum

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