Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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liamjames2 12
What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love
littlem91 29
That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.
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Comments (133)
liamjames2 12
What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love
yawateverok 10
what do u mean her bro is a jerk
Norja 33
#27 He's obviously being sarcastic!
zingline89 18
27 - Even Sheldon Cooper detected that sarcasm
TheCutestLizard 28
27 - There's this new thing all the cool kids are using. It's called punctuation. You should try it sometime.
utohspaghettios 10
you forgot to say bazinga
Melix 31
Bazinga Punks
journeytotheend 16
No shit! I would break the guys neck if he even tried to pay me for such a thing
yawateverok 10
u guys didnt have 2 be so mean :(
TheAbstract 15
u dont hav 2 tlk like dis ether -_-
theunbeatableram 3
Rule of FML. You will get called out for bad grammatical text and punctuation. Deal with it.
DyslexicPanda 12
Did no one else pick up on the fact that 27 is like 12 years old...?
littlem91 29
That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.
SuperDanielNL 23
Baseballbat with barbed wire wrapped around it FTW
Treveyon56 14
Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire dipped in poison.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Now that's just overkill. Dip it in lemon juice instead.
buddy51 23
Or salt. Or salt and curare.
Wimoweh 10
Or the blood of your ancestors, for extra strength.
Pordexel 5
Or mercury.
AngelSpit 18
Or a mild acid so his wounds fester :) as my mother always said "what part of sadist don't you understand?"
garrett1999o3 16
What about the creepy neighbor? What do we do with him?
Leprekhaun 14
Hit the neighbor too. Repeatedly.
RockySnakes 10
he really is "big brother" ironic.
Pwn17 25
So wait, does that mean he's watching her in there? ...This FML just got creepier.
Julianne_sings 10
16, what else did you think he was doing with it?
v1k1rox 12
Too bad people that commented didn't get the joke. Big brother is from a book 1984 and he is like a totalitarian leader and he watches anything anyone does with this tv thing. So that's why it's funny.
Jelbeztok 17
Thanks for clearing that up for us. Is it a good book?
sabbyheartswhat 23
It is a pretty good book. Very conspiracy theory, creepy. I'd suggest it to a friend who hasn't read it. :) Though, I will suggest don't show the movie to a freshman English class. My teacher made that mistake. And honors class and all we all giggled at the nude scene. -.- oh, to be 15 again.
LyraAlluse 25
Yes he is. In more ways than one apparently.
softrally 15
Your brother is a pathetic asshole.
Jac_d_ipper 10
It's time call in the cops on your creepy neighbor and retrieve all the videos/pics captured since; also just pray that none had gone out specially to the **** market.
JessicaZado 11
He's also really creepy for agreeing to do so! FYL OP.
SirMichael 13
#84 A mild acid might actually disinfect his wounds and stop them from festering.
bamagrl410 31
107 I believe the comment you're looking for is a couple threads up
SirMichael 13
Yep, you're right. No idea how I messed that up so badly.
PandaKitteh 20
Hey, they could make a great job out of that! It's creepy and illegal, but hey, apparently your bro is pretty good! ;3
GoodLookingGeese 10
Yeah, till the time perv will want something more...
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Not too good, considering he got caught.
v1k1rox 12
He doesn't have to be good I assume he lives with her he can come in when she is not there. And picking a bedroom lock is easy.
xSunnyOlivia 17
That sucks. Sorry OP.
softrally 15
For future reference, there's a button labeled "I agree, your life sucks" for that.
Bakarra 22
Get back at him by faking a murder in your bathroom and then when he calls the cops you and the "murdered" person act like you have no idea what he's talking about
Ki11erC 18
Given the circumstances I very much doubt the neighbour watching would be calling the police no matter they see...
NeatNit 32
SOMEONE watched Zoey 101.. little tip, that is not a show you should be proud of knowing. :(
meherm 11
That sounds so idiotic. People can watch whatever the hell they like without having people say "oh that isn't a show you should be proud of".
ksks1234 33
46-- seems like you would have to watch it to know that. That is something to which you should not be proud of knowing, after all.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
**** you, 46- Zoe 101 4 Lyfe :P
moonbane 9
Exactly, 58. As a commonly used example, ponies :I
Cian_1 28
I wouldn't often suggest this, but please, for your own safety; inform the authorities! Who knows what such a creep would do next! Also, have a very severe word with your brother! Good luck, OP! :)
chosha_fml 26
Should report the brother, too.
sharksfan48 13
I guess people really will do anything for money
queerdragon 20
If you have proof, or can get it in writing, then I would go down to the police station and turn both of them into the cops. While family is important, your brother really put you in danger.