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Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (3004)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

#4 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:04pm by omgjustno

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Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

#2 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:03pm by FALLENSEBZERO

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