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Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51552) - you deserved it (3498)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

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Did she give you a burger without pickles?

#2 - On 06/13/2013 at 11:40pm by tacojauns

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*facepalm* They hire anyone these days

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 11:39pm by MissWhitneyB

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