By Dingbat - 13/06/2013 23:59 - United States - Quarryville

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
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SerenaSerenadex3 13

That's just foul.

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MacMonster 10

A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that

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MacMonster 10

A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that

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challan 19

(raises my fist in the air) Those damn Dutch always causing problems! Making people happy with your legal herb and prostitution!!!

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deepunder 17

I think u mean a bad pitch. The Op can blame some of it on the pitcher. Or maybe u misspelled douche. Really misspelled douche.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

That's just foul.

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Pordexel 5

Allow me to translate: I am an idiot who is too lazy to write properly and sees what you did there.

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LeFrogDog 27

That is what happens when you give a phone to a monkey.

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GemmaStyles 14

Did you not practice beforehand, knowing you were playing in the league again?

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MacMonster 10

Well, aiming a ball exactly where you want is difficult, and considering the ball went to the parking lot, it sounds like he/she hit it far.

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vehementbitch 4

15, not necessarily considering it was a foul..

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liltwistism 12

Yeah. If the ball went straight up into the air and backwards when the batter hit it, that'd be considered a foul ball. Then it wouldn't have to go far to hit a car.

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timelessone 16

maybe they should ride their bike to the next game.

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Liamj774 36

I have hit my bike with a foul ball before lol

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Jellybellybeanz 22

I hit a random person's car once but my brother hit his coaches' car!

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LolOrDeath 4

That car better get a waxing for the beating you gave it

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Iceman225 11

Why'd you go back to playing? I'd practice the basics a bit more before trying a homer...

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hashshim 23

A homer? When you're at bat you have to hit the ball.

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twitch851 9

Wow just all the stupid comments on this one. Be thankful you hit it at all after five years. I'm gunna have trouble getting back active after I fight off my infection, let alone five years!

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