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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47633) - you deserved it (3163)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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It might be better to not know, honestly.

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:11pm by shadowedpixie

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Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.

#4 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:13pm by erockinthesuburb

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