sugarysofalof
Denver, United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
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Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
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sabrinaacrow 26
Isn't the normal reaction to swat the bug?
lp5252 4
the intelligence of Americans never fails to amaze me
SirMichael 13
#5 From #1's profile "Town/Country : UK"
Fluffydemise 18
#5 Sadly idiocy knows no boundarys. As your comment so conveniently demonstrates.
CharresBarkrey 15
6 - Pretty sure 5 was talking about the OP, who is from Colorado.
SlapAndTickle 20
The douchebaggery in strong in this one.
sabrinaacrow 26
This has nothing to do with me bring British, he was referring to the stereotype of Americans being dumb
SlapAndTickle 20
Obviously.
DaDezza244 31
7, *Boundaries 5, how stereotypical and ignorant
vehementbitch 4
Explanation...Op is not normal.
Jjimen1654 9
In response to #1, some people panic and dont think about where they swat. I know I've slapped my cheeks a couple of times for this. Lol
depocadoll 15
I've done this. It feels douchey but what are you supposed to do, sit there and let a bug think its cool beans to fly into your ear? Hell no! I hate bugs. I'd rather punch myself in defense than be cool with it crawling in.
A83_fml 18
Exactly. OP, a mosquito landed on my eye this night, so I punched it. Got a swollen eye now. Oh, and first blood ;)
Success4444 12
Oh jeez! This is the first comment I laughed like an idiot at in a long time! Instant mental picture! I feel terrible for you, but thank you for the laugh!
Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
jipster 11
Maybe use a bat, that will scare the bug even more!
buddy51 23
Or a taser. To your balls. Show that bug the meaning of fear!!!! YDI for poor aim and overreacting.
PunsY0 5
I'm sure by punching yourself in the face you showed the bug how much of a complete psychopath your really are. And everyone knows how much bugs hate psychopaths.
SirMichael 13
Do you hit yourself on the side of your head when you get something in your eye aswell?
SlapAndTickle 20
I don't know where your eyes are located but mine are on the front of my face.
Fluffydemise 18
Aww, I feel bad for you #11. You missed the point.
SlapAndTickle 20
Someome explain then. Otherwise I'll be a clueless twit.
isallwaysme 27
to help #14. There was a bug in the ear of OP. Panicking, they hit themselves in the face. meaning, there was something on the side of the head of OP, and he hit the front. completely missing the fly. so when when the joke was made about hitting himself in the ear if there's something in his eye, he turned the FML around. not sure if it cleared it up or not.
ChenEighty 20
If that didn't clear it up, he needs some serious help.
SlapAndTickle 20
Ahh. Thank you. Early mornings are a bitch for me. I thought he punched himself in the ear. /Fail reading. Also, #23 maybe you want to either look at someone's profile or use their number before assigning someone the wrong gender.
Faff 20
25- hypocrisy at its finest..
ShyAnn29 14
28 don't feel bad, I thought the same thing you did.
ShyAnn29 14
28 don't feel bad, I thought the same thing you did.
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
andrekrivo 20
boy, that escalated quickly
worldclassrager 39
That made my day...at 7:00 depending on what I see tonight that might change but still that was a great comment...
theworldismad 10
bugs will all take over the earth and rule the humans EDIT: that was the bug typing and not me
Doritozilla 20
This reminds me of that time in Spongebob where Plankton takes over Spongebobs brain.
SirTalkaton 22
Wtf? Darwinism anyone?
Faff 20
I don't think it was a lethal punch.
SirTalkaton 22
Clearly it wasn't lethal, but if one resorts to punching themselves in the face when the bug is near their ear... Uh yea no hope for you.
R00ST3R 12
More like reverse Darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic.
zandalee 19
This bug is the incarnation of that other bug you stood on last week. It has come back stronger, faster and far more powerful than before. Beware of Mind-control Bug.
Enslaved 36
"Work it, make it, do it, makes us Harder, better, faster, stronger" Sounds like the Kanye West of bugs! :P
ThatPlankton 15
^ the Daft Punk of bugs. ;)
Enslaved 36
I was first going to say Daft Punk but didn't want to get into the details of song sampling since they are unfortunately less known. But of course gotta give credit that's due.(: And come on, we're talking pest here. :P
starflyer59 17
Daft Punk is very well known.... Especially since they did the music for Tron.
caggybandicoot 34
Well that was ******* stupid.
jjmiller1001 17
well, you're a bright one
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I'd pay to see that.
purebliss_fml 19
Were you buggin' out?