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Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

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You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!

#2 - On 06/13/2013 at 6:09am by Cynical_1

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You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls.

You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

#4 - On 06/13/2013 at 6:10am by Fluffydemise

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