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Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46584) - you deserved it (3206)

On 06/12/2013 at 10:40pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

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I am just amazed that OP didn't wake up right away from that.

#3 - On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am by Cheeley

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Well, it's good to know that if a cyclone ever sweeps through your house, you can sleep through the whole thing.

#5 - On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am by Baustigt

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