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Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML
Awww, you're his precious! That means he's willing to fall into an active volcano for you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014