Stop right now!

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
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Stormdriven37 6

Awww, you're his precious! That means he's willing to fall into an active volcano for you.

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supercowguy 5

And when you're going out the door to school he stops you while saying: "You shall not pass!"

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JacobH34 10

And then OP would use a fire-whip to drag Dad off a cliff right? XD

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ironichalibut 24

And then they'd fight into the depths of the earth, until the dad defeats the son and undergoes infinite lifetimes of repose to emerge later in the saga with otherworldly wisdom and powers?

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JacobH34 10

Seems valid haha. Only on Mondays though, 27.

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ironichalibut 24

Daughter* I didn't read the gender watermark before posting, I'll save the trolls the trouble of correcting me, you guys can go back under the bridge, or back to the ocean, depending on what kind of troller you are..

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skitsmuffin 6

OuMy homeschooled friend practiced his gollum impression more than he did his school work. Needless to say he was very good. And that soldier on youtube.

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

I'm sorry, but that is hilarious! Sounds like a fun dad :D

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3rdbass 9

This isn't an FML, Debbie Downer.

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twilightriforce 10

For it is not this day that one does not simply allow my precious to take the hobbits to Isengard where they shall not pass with my sword, my bow and my axe into the fires of Mt. Doom to destroy the One Ring because in the darkness binds them.

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Faff 20

I feel like you just randomly wrote down the few words you could remember from LotR

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KingCeltic77 18

I wish I had your dad. He sounds precious.

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zenrael 21

Sounds like a cool Dad to me, so explain how those jokes are just out dated and aren't "very nice!" Anymore...

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3rdbass 9

This isn't an FML, Debbie Downer.

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JennaNGood 21

I would love for your dad to be my dad. Be thankful he actually enjoys the movies - it's better then your parents constantly teasing you when you're going to watch LOTR.. Every night... Lol

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theworldismad 10

sounds like a precious family bonding moment

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