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Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I've always wanted to record myself sleeping, but I'm a little scared to what I might find out haha idk

#6 - On 06/02/2013 at 10:26am by ilianaaa

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I'll sell you a high quality rooster for only $29.95. Just you try to shut him up in your sleep without remembering it the next morning!

#11 - On 06/02/2013 at 10:28am by HortonThelephant

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