Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Let me guess, your real name IS McLovin!
MDTeddy 13
How can someone not know what an ID looks like? They should be fired.
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Comments (81)
Patriots21 14
I remember my first beer..
lilhellian 27
Question is, were you actually 21+? :)
KawaiiCupcake 14
I wasn't :P
lilhellian 27
Was anyone on here? xD
PenguinBitch 44
I remember my first beer. Sweet, sweet beer. I always hated it!
nightbirdblue 27
I've never had my first beer. Vodka, however, is awesome.
KawaiiCupcake 14
I hate vodka >.< Beer is the boss!!!
EMTchic 14
Lolz 26 is that a Spongebob reference? I seem to remember some "sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!"
eddeeezzyy 19
Haha that's so funny, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!
PuggieKid 22
Its okay...karma will get them!
Criminallylnsane 13
I have been drinking since 15.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Best friends ever
PenguinBitch 44
Let me guess, your real name IS McLovin!
SystemofaBlink41 27
I bet he was a hawaiian organ donor, too!
iJUSTINsane 12
Sounds like a sexy hamburger
Heather_Eve 5
Oh the irony
TwinkleToes7 15
It's never bad to look young!!!
botanistjessica 24
Except when you get kicked out of the bar...
Ki11erC 18
And you're of legal age.
GRgoldfish 19
she speaks the truth. think about it in the long run, when your 60 years old you'll look not a day over 30.
priest_of_war 10
Sounds like fun
rhevenge 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i would have been....excuse me???? their id's are fake! go yo a diff bar and ditch those friends
Welshite 40
"...go yo a diff bar..." I cringed; I really did.
Zebediabolical 45
I don't know which is worse. The lack of spelling and grammar or that #8 would torpedo her friends like that.
RedPillSucks 33
relax. The y and the t are right next to each other
DocBastard 40
RPS - That may be true, but there's no excuse for that apostrophe in "id's".
hannahsnyder69 16
Hey, how bout you don't throw "yo" friends under the bus like that
jengers115 10
Am I the only one who finds it funny for a different reason?
Invasion976 6
Problem is.. OP just gets kicked out, OP's friends, go to prison.
MDTeddy 13
How can someone not know what an ID looks like? They should be fired.
MissVeracity 12
Well you just won best friend award for not ratting out your friends! :)
SpamPam 18
Shots shots shots shots shots shots Everyboday! Errrrr except OP