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Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Set a trap! Next time they try to shit on your windshield they get scared

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 10:52am by bombroot

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My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

#7 - On 05/30/2013 at 10:57am by Enslaved

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