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Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (9090)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

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"Pans! Who knew, right?"

#3 - On 05/30/2013 at 4:12am by Wizardo

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That's an awkward morning-after. Did you do the walk of shame home from the police station?

#6 - On 05/30/2013 at 4:17am by purebliss

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